Bacon is…Glorious

Too good not to post this quote…

Bacon is…glorious. What you need to know is this: bacon – it cooks best on a Foreman grill…The problem with bacon is when you cook it, it splatters, so you’re all covered in bacon, which it’s worth it, truly. But like if you look at the bacon you can put an eye out ‘cuz hot grease comes flying out of the bacon. It’s like the pig’s revenge. But if you put it on a Foreman grill, a couple magical things happen – 1) it can’t splatter and 2) it cooks two sides at once, so it’s quick and you don’t have to wait for your bacon. I would just tell you, if you’re real Christians, you’ll get a Foreman grill and you will cook bacon and you’ll put one hand on the Foreman grill and you’ll raise the other in praise to the glorious God who allows you to eat the meat.

–As said by Mark Driscoll in a sermon on Genesis 9, in reference to verse 3 – “Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”

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