Weapons of Math Instruction
Here’s a little humor for this Thursday night. I got this from a co-worker, and even though it mocks my man Bush and his crew, it’s still humorous, so I thought I’d post it.
At New York’s Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
“Al-Gebra” is a fearsome cult Ashcroft saidThey desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles used to say,’There are 3 sides to every triangle’.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.”
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Still remember you emailing me about Car-Part's website.
never flown?! that blows me away! typo in the 'caliper'. 
i’ve read that before. i believe it comes from the onion, my favorite source of fake news.
Well, it didn’t make fun of him as bad as the Cincinnati Shakespeare Festival did!
No kidding! They were really ripping on him and republicans.