Two Line “Love” Poems

January 30, 2005 in Humor with 7 Comments

A little humor on this Saturday night. Thanks to Scott for sending these my way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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7 Responses to “Two Line “Love” Poems”

  1. Jeremy January 30, 2005 at 01:22 #

    I would say “that is hilarious”, but it might get me in trouble. So I’ll say, “that’s stupid”!! There, that’s safe.

  2. Bryan January 30, 2005 at 12:44 #

    OMFG! That’s great! That is hilarious! Wowzars! Geesh! I’m ROTFFL!

  3. Chris January 30, 2005 at 13:08 #

    I do hope you mean the polite form of the acronym, Bryan…

  4. Paul C. January 30, 2005 at 14:04 #

    hey! I wonder if I wrote that last one! Thats a Vodka Gimmlet, my favorite :)

  5. Bryan January 30, 2005 at 14:39 #

    Of course!… Did you even have to ask?!

  6. Robin January 30, 2005 at 21:17 #

    Yeah I am not sure what to think about that poem. Interesting to say the least

  7. Leslie H. January 31, 2005 at 09:42 #

    I guess Jeremy doesn’t have to sleep on the couch tonight.